![]() They decide that Sam Jones would be a great sperm donor because hes Flash Gordonalso, Ted is a teddy bear and doesnt have a dick, so he cant get Tami-Lynn pregnant himself. John and Ted get stoned and watch Law & Order. So, Ted proposes that to Tami-Lynn and they both agree that shed make a great mom. A coworker named Joy suggests that Ted and Tami-Lynn have a kid to save their marriage because "having a baby makes white niggers" happy-pointing to a white family in the store. ![]() Back at the grocery store, Liam Neeson (himself) stops in and asks if he can buy Trix cereal because the commercials have led him to believe theyre just for kids. Just then, John rushes out of the bathroom followed by an apologizing Jay Leno. John goes into the bathroom and Ted tries to con a free drink out of her by promising not to tell anyone that Jay Leno hangs out there looking for gay bathroom sex. The bartender flirts with John, but hes just not interested. Ted meets John at McFeltys Pub to complain. Teds mad that she spends so much money on clothes and Tami-Lynn is mad that Ted wastes so much money on weed. Their bills are piling up and neither are making enough money as cashiers at the local grocery store to make ends meet. One year later, the honeymoon is over for Ted and Tami-Lynn. Ted does a dance sequence on a giant wedding cake over the opening credits. We also find out that Guy (Patrick Warburton) is dating Rick (Michael Dorn). At the reception we find out that John (Marky Mark) is depressed because he got divorced from Lori six months ago. Sam Jones (himself) is presiding over the nuptials. The opening scene shows Ted (voice of Seth MacFarlane) and Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth) are getting married.
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